It's I opened my eyes grudgingly, yawning and sighing at the narrow beam of sunlight from the curtain opening. I looked up at the clock to check the time, and I realised that I had woken up at the right time. It's been a while since anything has happened. Life as I know it has not been fast or slow, it's been eventless, and that's how it's supposed to stay. I went out to my backyard farm, and I grabbed fresh tomatoes and eggs and...