My wife has been lazying around for the past few days all in the name of pregnancy. What’s funny is that it’s just a month and two weeks of pregnancy but because of what the doctor said on the day we went to get the result that she shouldn’t be doing anything strenuous and I should be pampering her, she decided to use it to her advantage.

I’ll return from work in the evening and the next thing is me being inside the kitchen, turning semo on the gas cooker because my wife refused to cook for me.

I love her , no doubt but she’s stressing my life. Because of her, I’m always on the internet, watching tutorials on some of the foods she likes and I don’t know how to prepare them.

I was gradually becoming a working man and full-time husband. After a month of withstanding her, I decided that it was time to end what I was going through.

On my way back from work yesterday, I brought a maid along. My wife was shocked to see her when she got out of my car. She was quick to ask me who she is and I replied that she was the maid I’d gotten to take care of the house and also to assist her.

Her mouth was wide open as she stared at the lady I brought home. “ I didn’t tell you I need a maid to assist me “ she retorted after she got hold of herself. I knew it was because the maid was beautiful and hot.

“ You don’t have to tell me you need, I know you do because if you don’t, I won’t be the one cooking my breakfast in the morning, sweeping the house before leaving for work, and also returning home to make dinner, even run the washing machine “ I replied her with a smile.

“ let’s go in “ I said to Cynthia (the maid).

When we got in, I started showing her around, all the places she needs to work, what she’ll be doing, her room, and so on. While doing all this, my wife was following us like a police officer. The eye she was using to glare at me and the lady is capable of shooting out a laser. But I didn’t mind her as I continued with what I was doing.

I asked Cynthia to prepare dinner. I asked her to prepare porridge and told her it would be her first test.

After doing all that, I head to the bedroom to change and take a shower. My wife followed behind me, nagging at me, she wasn’t satisfied that I got that kind of maid. She prefers someone ugly. I told her I’m just following the doctor’s orders too and Cynthia is the only person I was able to get.

After a series of complaints, I didn’t budge and she decided to go through with it.

While eating dinner that Cynthia prepared, I made sure I was praising her every minute for the meal. My wife almost cried as she watched me devour the food happily.

My wife was fond of sleeping early so that I won’t touch her but yesterday night she didn’t. I always watch Bbn till 10 or 11 before sleeping and funnily, Cynthia too is a fan.

My wife detested the show but she sat along to watch it. I was having conversations about it with Cynthia while my wife was only staring at our lips because she knows nothing about it.

When it was past 10, she started yawning, it got to a stage she had to go and get a bucket filled with water and placed her legs inside it. I asked her why and she replied that she was feeling the heat. Feeling heat under AC, I couldn’t laugh out loud because it will cause wahala.

When it was a few minutes to 11, two of the housemates went to a single bed and started romancing each other. Cynthia's concentration heightened at this moment as she started licking her lips.

I saw my wife glaring at her with disgust and decided to add more petrol to the Vawulence.

“ what’s your favorite sēx position “ I asked Cynthia.

“ It's dog “

“ if you answer there, I’ll pour this water on your head “ my wife cut her short with a threat.

“ And you, shameless man, oya enter the room “ she ordered me as she started hitting me with a throw pillow.

“ if I wake up and see you inside this house tomorrow, I’ll use hot water to baptize you,” she threatened Cynthia before she followed me in.

The next morning when I woke up, everywhere was dazzling, it was neat and my breakfast was already inside the dining room.

My wife woke up early to prepare the meal and also cleaned the house.

The maid had run away before morning, the fear of my wife is the beginning of wisdom.

She even helped dressed me up. I couldn’t stop smiling till I got to work. It was hilarious to me. And the first thing I did when I got to work was gift Cynthia my secretary 50k, for her good acting.

My wife just called me now to ask if I’ll prefer Amala and egusi or Amala and efo riro for dinner.
We’re really serving a wonderful God..