One Sunday night a priest named George gets a call from a woman saying her daughter was possessed and needed an exorcist to save her. The priest on the other end of the call could hear the child screaming in a deep diabolical voice. So the priest agreed to meet the woman at her house and charged her a fee for his service as well. George grabbed a cross and put it around his neck and grabbed his Bible and finally a flask of holy water and got into character praying to God while driving to her location. He came up to a large house with lights that were flickering on and off and noticed an object that busted through the window of that specific room while hearing strange growls. George calmly got out of his car and proceeded towards the house while humming but little did George know the family in that house were all imposters who wanted to call all exorcist fraudulent. The child was faking it and the mother was secretly waiting for his arrival when she saw him pull up in his vehicle she started flickering the lights in the room on and off and told her daughter to start growling as she threw an object out the window. George rang the doorbell and she got into character and opened the door with a worried look on her face and a shaking tone of voice. She's upstairs cried the woman. George held his cross firmly and proceeded up the stairs while praying in Latin and telling the woman to simply praise God. The house cat jumped out the window unamused. George opened the door and saw a child on the bed with sunk eyes and pale skin who growled at him and said “You have no power fool!” George replied “The power of God condemns you Satan” and opened his flask and drizzled holy water at the child. The child yelled diabolically and impulsed her hands towards him as if reaching to grab him and George got into character and threw himself back kicking over the vase and causing a portrait to fall from the wall while having a horrified look on his face. Georges hand shook uncontrollably as he gripped the cross tightly and quickly got up and escaped the room slamming the door shut behind him. He looked at the woman who looked at him confused and said “I need backup for this demon and I am going to charge you extra. “

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