( two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Other teachers were also trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument)

English Teacher: What a pugnacious and combatant fight! Teachers manoeuvring themselves in the presence of their pupils

Chemistry Teacher: Stop this now or I'll balance your equation with acid and base

Maths Teacher: Please! Please!! Stop this before I divide and subtract your name from our teacher's list

CRE Teacher: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cause they do not know what they are doing

Economics Teacher: What a cheap human behavior, I'll draw a scale of preference to know who's at fault

Music Teacher: Stop , both of you lack voices to win this argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sounds

History Teacher: I'll compare this fight with that of the fight between the Greeks and Persians in 245AD

Biology Teacher: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must get a spanner to stop this Osmosis

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P.S. I found this in a book and my sweet friend told me to share @unknown7274
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