I’m open to either, left or right, just lend me a peeper
I think you're gonna want to read this, and I'm no gatekeeper

Unless you are unlucky enough to engage the green eye
Of a sinister, ever so creepy, stalker gal or guy
Who becomes, to their core, wholly consumed by their obsession
Following you from place to place for some weeks in succession
Tracing every last move you make, so they can learn to be
The...