If any of the many movers and shakers of elves on shelves
Decide to play dirty again during this holiday season

If any elves are forced to slay dolls or enact acts of treason

You won't catch me acting all haughty, no — I won't frown down upon
I won't say hold my eggnog then fetch myself a stone or baton
I won't write a strongly worded letter to that jolly guy, Nick
I will not have you naughty...