Excuse me ! Oh priest !
Don't you call me an Athiest !
Except that -
whenever I pray to Him,
He preys on me !
It was once I prayed
and asked Him for a lift !
Lo and behold -
He lifted my mother and
lifted my father !
And, after lifting all my
near and dear ones ;
He left me alone in
this world to drift !
Then, He gave me a
graveyard-shift as a gift
and, in doing so his action
was swift !
The next time I...