It was in the silent of the night, that a sound did appear,
The sound didnt smell right, for it was a sound from the rear,

There was a shuffle in the bed and a head rose in the dark,
"Honey, was that you" the wife had remarked,

No movement was seen but a deep voice bellowed "i have no idea what you are talking about" said a charming fellow

"Honey, you are lying through your teeth," the wife had insist
"Ok, i am sorry honey i thought you were asleep," the voice didnt resist

"Why do you do this all the while,"

"Its better the outside stinks than the insides be vile"

"Dont come with your philosophical shit in this situation!,"

"Honey if i had come with any form of shit we would be having a different conversation,"

"Seriously, i am pregnant think about our unborn child,"

"Thats what my mother said and i turned out fine,"

Then,
In the middle the conversation, before the wife could rebut,
Out came another one from someones butt,

The wife started to shuffle and the lights switched on,
"You can't be serious!' Shouted the wife, her sanity now gone,

Husband looked her dead in the eye with a surprised expression on his face, and whispered "honey i dont think we are alone in this place"

"Honey you need to stop, you are going to knock me out dead!,"
"Honey i am serious, someone is under the bed...."

"Ok i am going to be a widow!, youre dead!" but before she could strangle him a sound came, from under the bed.

No movement was made, there was chill in the bones,
Her husband was right they were not there alone

The wife made a cough, it seems the ass was a rebel,
But though out of control it was not on her husbands level,

They calmed their nerves and gathered their wits,
"To the door" indicated the wife as she pointed with her lips

Almost on que sounded the trumpet beneath,
Husband and wife dashed to their feet,

In the blink of an eye they covered the length,
They arrived at the door, though not as fast as the scent,

They flew open the door but stopped in the middle,
They heard a familar voice in the form of a giggle,

They looked back at the bed listening to the voice below,
They went on their knees and saw, Angelo,

They looked at their son who started laughing some more,
His mother worried sick, for he was only four,

His mother grabbed him and started to cry and fuss, but the husband consoled "calm down honey there nothing under there but dust"

The husband didnt understand, so she loosed her tongue,
"How can such an odour come from one so young,"

The husband saw her concerns and said "The boy is fine"
Then came the sound effects from Angelo's behind

"Now do you see the damage you've done!",
But the husband just smiled and said "like father like son"

And that was it, restraint had run its course,
The husband was never seen again, its either he is dead or they are divorced.
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