Mackintosh Clown was Truthful, always to the Point, Free. Although at times he could be Grumpy, Well-To-Do, Secretive, never making a Peep. His Fuzzy red hair was always Tidy, he may have been Scrawny and Depressed. But one thing was for certain he was Grateful, Dazzling, Spiteful, but Talented. One of his acts was to Sneeze in a Cup. Another was to Feed Oranges to the Crowd. Some days his Shoes were Magenta, other days his head was in the Clouds. But today was Mackintosh the Clown's Birthday. He planned on smashing a Cherry pie in his face. But his Father was also very Hungry, so the pie he had to Remake. Until he arrived at the circus, stumbling upon an Old-Fashioned Doll. Mackintosh the Clown may have been Simplistic, but it was also True he started to Sob. And suddenly the crowd let out an Earsplitting Murmur, the Incredible Ill-Fated clown did Spin. On the very day that Mackintosh the Clown, Left the Rustic circus.