Towering, glowering, modern man:
reaver of the snowy sides
of bleak mountains,
sheer and high!

Ride the chair without a care,
hop off on your board,
marvel at a view so rare,
(before your soul is gored)

You pushed aside the feeble one,
(you know you're better, after all!)
all that matters is your fun!
(though not a soul...