My stepdaughter's bitch is having a litter
She's worn right out but isn't a quitter
Puppy number six just entered the world
Not sure of the sex whether boy or a girl
Second time around, she should have got spayed
But left it too long I am afraid
Too many dogs to live in one house
I hope they find homes, I don't want to grouse
A two bedroom home so they can't all fit in
If you knock on the door the barking's a din
Already twelve dogs and four no five cats
I'm keeping my distance in a cafe I'm sat.

# another one was just born and seems like at least another to come.

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