I'm an OCD burglar
I'd break in and clean your house
But I won't leave nothing out of place
I'm as quiet as a mouse
I never seem to steel anything
I just put your CDs in order
My worst nightmare is breaking in to a house
That is owned by a hoarder
I rearrange your fridge
I make the labels face the front
I know I'm being out of order here
I know I'm being a cunt
I just can't seem to stop myself
Your house I have to clean
I don't carry a knife or a gun
Just a can of Mr Sheen
I break...