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Sayonara, Bitch
I'm setting sail—me,
this girl
who is terrified of the water and can hardly swim.

Three times, I almost drowned.

But really,
I can't keep on being afraid of things that failed to kill me...

Or so I tell myself
when these wannabe Edward Warrens
left nasty bruises from my neck to my breasts,
after trying and hilariously failing
to exorcise a demon out of me.

Nevertheless,
I'm going to catch the breeze,
sail the seas,
anchor away,
ready to face the day.
(yadayadayada)

If I were to drown this time,
I'd make sure to meet my demise with grace.