Jealousy takes a few different main routes
However, its worst habit is coming out
All cutely cloaked— disguised as a little joke
No big deal, just a little light-hearted poke

It's kind of funny in a very weird way
When jealousy puts on a show— a display
The best thing you can do is not laugh and smile
No, it's due time for you to get real tactile

You look the jealous joker straight in the eye
Give them a look that says it did not slip by
Give them a long look that is sure to rattle
The stare-down is truly half of the battle

Now it's time for you to turn their words around
But keep it classy— don't meet them on the ground
Let me give you a little demonstration
In case find yourself in a situation

Let's just say Karen says you're a brainless bitch
You reply, a compliment like that from you
The founder of both departments— I feel rich

You see, I always thought I was bitchy too
But as I'm stupid I've always questioned it
Is my brainless bitchiness even legit?

Like what if I'm a bitch that is quite obtuse
And I claim such fame just like a silly goose?
What if I'm really an arrogant asshole
And I claimed dumb bitch?— oh my body— my soul

I do not think I could lived down the deep shame
Of claiming without your clear validation
The title of brainless bitch aside my name
Thanks to your quite concise verification

I now know exactly who I am inside
Now there's no more need for an inner divide
I just love that you see some of me in you!
The top brainless bitch thinks that I fit her shoe!

Thank you for making everything make good sense
I'm that brainless bitch, I state with confidence

#claimit #rhyme #wordplay #poetry
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