The doc’s shocked I can still stand, caught in jams
From pots and pans to glocks and cannons
Bombs and banana peels, even dropped off canyons
I’ve flattened him with a Range Rover
After being blasted with a flame thrower
The fights are violent
This time it’s birds and stars from the tire iron
Many burns and scars from the prior sirens
Next scuffle, I’ll put an anvil in a pie and throw it in his face
Put his butt on a mantle and pridefully show it to my mates
© FuzzDButthead