I'm gonna tell you a story tonight
Of the Seven Deadly Sins,
So children, grab a chair and sit down now
And listen to me if you will.

There was once a family of eleven:
Four parents and seven children,
And gods, what a terrific combination it was
That it scared even the heavens!

Pride came first, the eldest of all
She always had been mean as a little girl,
She thought everyone was inferior to her so she
Looked down upon the world.

Then came Wrath, with a head of fire
Everything angered him.
You never want to make him fight
He's always boiling at the brim.

Next was Greed, always unsatisfied
She wanted every little thing,
Everything had to be hers--
From a big,...