#WritcoPoemPrompt115
Threw out old boxes,
Regrets, photographs,
empty pockets and lockets.

The air fryer,

Microwave, rings and jewelry, cast aside Memories, memos, pride and pettiness.

Donated waterbed to Salvation Army. Sold my Ford F 150 and motorcycle, could kick my own ass for firing my girlfriend.

Who woos, courts, and then fires their new
girlfriend?

Fired?

I've got to blame that
on Trump, his Tv show,

'The Apprentice.'

Well?

I eventually got married to her...

Where was I?

Oh yeah, I threw out pain, dispair, hate, doubt, toss my dog away, and the dog house...

Wait!

My dog!

Here Al Capone,
come here boy, I'm sorry, I got carried away!

Though you just cost me some dough when the mailman sue me, after you launch into the air and tore a large hole in his trousers.

I asked Al Capone what he’d actually do
if he caught the mailman and he admitted he hadn’t thought that part through yet?

He also said the mailman had been
eyeballing my wife!
...