Yo, meet me i am a robot, i am charged,
You can now give me a task.
I've been programmed to impress you,
Coz you're a girl and i am new to this so help me with a clue.
Ok, crack a joke as you did to your voice.
Don't dare to sing a song that would be noise,
Like troops make when general deploys.
Still, i leave you to your choice.
But you must fit in my list,
That i got for you.
Ohhh...hello, the employee of The NIST,
is it some sort of interview?
But hey, it's ok, here's a joke-
coming your way, just like i did,
The day before yesterday and i hope-
You like it the way you like guys plead.
So, there was a girl named Daisy,
Same eyes like you and to feel proud she got lips like Jay z.
Who was mad to have on her lap a doggy lately.
It was weird coz doggy was smart to not bite.
So, her friends asked her why?
She wasn't in a mood to reply,
So, her friend made an effort-
and said, "maybe she likes doggies more at her back than on her thigh."
Haha...isn't it funny?
No, it's not you dummy.
You are here to disrespect me,
While you are about to impress me.
I am going i am done,
Wait, don't leave, i was just having fun.
Man, i shouldn't have changed from being the robot-
Damn, i just lost another one.
© A Mystery
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