Before i went out the door to go up the shops,
I heard my mother cry "Dont Forget the milk"
i was just about to get out the door when the rain fell out if the skies like cats and dogs;
Many a meow and a few barks and belated yelp ,
So i put my raincoat"Dont Forget the milk?"


Nearly everyone was wearing the latest fashion face masks that looked like nappies for the mouth
All stood two feet...