Limerick. 1 (first limerick I've ever tried)
I once knew a duchess of York
Who had a slight twitch in her walk,
So I asked her why?
She replied ever so shy,
Up my arse I keep a cork.
© DT
Who had a slight twitch in her walk,
So I asked her why?
She replied ever so shy,
Up my arse I keep a cork.
© DT