There's not many people I identify with.
What can I say... I plead the fifth.
I just don't have much in common
with the idiots of today, and there's
a lot of idiocrity on display.
Hell, even the tone of their grunts
and groans shows intelligence has
been stripped.
I guess there is a negative aftermath
from decades of getting ripped.
Don't trip, slip and bump your lip.
Get a grip and flip the script.
Skip the guilt trip and the censorship and
you need to chip in to ride in my whip.
What's in my roach clip has got
my mind in a swirl.
Get off my nuts, y'all act like
squirrels.
Why they keep calling grown women
girls?
This planet's a tilt-a-whirl.

I play in the grey yet I see things
black and white.
People's stupidity ain't worth me
gettin' in a fight.
I got no time for hatred of another
humans plight.
I don't like to be wrong, so I am
usually right.

You can play with danger but it
will probably bite ya.
How many trigger words does it
take to ignite ya.
When you live in the dark, you'll
never see the light yo!
You gotta tell the vampires, No!

Row, row, row your boat, furiously
down the river of life.
In a hurry to grow up just to become
a slave to a corporate job or a wife.
Pay no mind to the fact that you're
used by everyone and...