Is there something wrong with you a loose screw or two that makes you unable to function.

Why can't you be just like me,
Why can't you be perfect,

You dress so unclassy,
Why can't you be smart and sassy,
With those big old glasses,
And hair always messy
Never ever have you been bossy,
You are always being nosey,
Why are you living a life full of fantasy.

Do I have to decide for you why can't you...