"Failure, Fear, and the Fearful End"

I tried to bake a cake one day,
But it came out like a brick,
My friends all laughed and ran away,
And my dog wouldn't take a lick!

But hey, that's fine, I won't complain,
I've burned toast and boiled ice,
I’m learning from every silly pain,
So next time, I’ll think twice!

Failures come in many shapes, ...