I was born this way
So don't expect me to change
I'm a different breed of crazy
Like the Sunday morning rain

I told someone, I saw a U.F.O
I'm crazy? Tell me why
It's unidentified, flying and an object
Which part do you deny?

Just like Humpty Dumpty (A grown azz man)
Spent his whole entire life known as an egg
People rock there babies from treetops?
How can any really do a stanky leg?

Weasels don't pop
And people will never...