There is a man whose last name is Johnson.
who made a lot of promises... but
then he broke em.
By doing quite the opposite.
So one day he got his just desserts.
Carrie's his balls around now in his pocket.
Everyone laughs at that man...First name Boris
Saying he got/will get what he deserves.

Said he'd lie down to stop those bulldozers.
So lie down now C*** just make sure
its in front of em.
Said he'd 'Eradicate' people having
to sleep rough.
Which then rose by 130%
This poor excuse for a mop....head is
filled with nonsense.

Over and over he denied having plans to
cut down on fire engines.
Then removed 27....and
closed 10 stations.
All done by that man whose now
on 'Friendly-Fire'
Promise breaking....
Mop-head shaking...
Been in Trumps training......as his 'Joey'
from the very start.
Yes, here's another big fat Phoneeey.
'Operation Arse' sadly failed...and
Trumps B.J continues to fail.....us.

© Melissa Taylor