When I was still a little boy
l'd bite my toes
And lick my toys
When it was time to take a bath
I'd through a tantrum, show my wrath

When my mom wasn't in her room
I'd wear her wigs
Put on her shoes
I walk around like a fashion star
But when she came I'd race like a car

When I was eating healthy food
I'd push it down
Because I could
But when my whole family came
I'd cry and feel very ashamed

When my sister gave me a clout
I'd take a tour
And walk about
When my mom came after a while
I'd look at her and give a smile