I'm living in a cardboard box
the earth is last nights bed
I haven't had a shave for thirteen days
and the flies are roller skating on my head.

I'm living in a big metal skip
just outside the local takeaway
I always get covered in half eaten meals
but at least I'm getting fed everyday.

I'm living in an haunted house
silhouetted by big old oak trees
the other night I was scared to death
when I heard a ghostly...