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I am Beautiful
Subeh Subeh Utho Aayene Mein Dekho,
Khudse Kaho Ki "Why am I so ugly?"
Makeup Kit uthao , Thoda sa makeup kar leti hoon..
Ghar ke terrace pr jao baju waali aunty bolti , weight ghata le moti hogyi hai..
Ha wese kya jhoot bola hai , moti toh ho he gyi hu..
Wese bohot kaali bhi hogyi hu .. wo...wo Sharma aunty haina unke paas bade nuske hai gore hone ke , unse puch leti hoon..
Bahar friends intezaar kr rahe hai ek pyaari si dress pehen leti hu jo mujhe acchi nhi lagti hai comfortable nhi lagti par wo kya haina mere friends bhi pehente hai..
Arre heels kese bhool sakti huu?!!
Nahi yrr chalte nahi aata fit hoti hai,
But friends bhi toh pehente haina..
Aaj mere friend ne mujhe pucha mera sapna kya hai , wese toh mera sapna actress bnna hai par.. par...wo kya sochenge.. Doctor boldeti huu
Wo zor zor se hasne lage , "Pehele A+ toh lana sikh C waaley log chale Doctor banne"
Han yaar wese agar kuch bani nahi toh bhi kya horha hai ..haina? ..hahaha
Mujhe bhi unn popular girls ki tarah #cuteteen ka tag lagake ghumna hai ..par kya kare...
Shaam hogyi ghar aao makeup utaaro phirse wo chehra dekho aur khudki buraai karna shuru karo..

Arre suno suno, wo makeup jo haina wo dustbin mein daal do
Aur wo jo aunty haina jo tumhe moti bula rahi thi unhe bolna ki aap bhi moti hogyi ho
Aur wo Sharma aunty ke nuske toh bhul he jao yrr...
Wo jo dress haina jo comfortable nhi lagti use apne friend ko he dedo na ..
Yrr heels pehenna chor do
Kya banna hai actress aur doctor dono ban sakti ho
Ab baat dono ki karungi actress bnna hai toh mehenat karni padegi
aur Doctor bnna hai tabhi bhi mehenat karni padegi
Dikha do unhe ki tum kisi se kam nahi ho
Aur cuteteen ka tag toh abhi bhi laga he hai..
Ghar aakar wo makeup utaaro aur bolo "miss kiya tumhe"


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