My Mother shared this crude limerick with me years ago.
I never remember anything. However, for some reason this I never forgot and used it a few times in different ways, but one was earth shattering~
I'll finish with the story after ...

If Things Should Come to Pass...R.Chavez

If My Pussy Went Out To Sea~ How Would You Bring My Pussy Back To Me???
If Things Should Come To Pass, I'll Wrap My Legs Around Your Ass, Use My Dick As An Oar And Paddle Your Pussy Back To Shore.

[I was at a wild party and I met an Army Ranger. He had an aura about him, he was competitive and he was an Alpha dog. After repeated times of him upstaging me in the kitchen and downing plenty of beers, the group of us went into a huge room packed with people and this guy has the music stop and said in his loud confident voice while looking at me he said, ..." I am a Ranger through and through, in snow, ice, in the dark of night... and continued his Ranger Mantra and ended with, I am a Ranger!!! What are You??? (pointing at me)
With a good Buzz on, I Said, "If Things Should Come To Pass, I'll Wrap My Legs Around Your Ass~ Use My Dick As An Oar & Paddle Your Pussy Ass Back To Shore!!!
The Room Exploded and I was lifted from the ground, the music came on pumpin' and I was paraded around the Party and that's all I can remember.
Randy Chavez
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