Would you like to be my man?,
Even know I'm in a wheelchair I'll still mop and sweep into a dust pan,
Will you be my batman?
All it takes is one little scan,
And you have like this natural tan,
Thank goodness you have a car instead of a van.

I want to be intwined,
With you, and I can't believe how much different my life would be if I was blind,
And I love the feeling when we grind,
But what will he do if only one position with me he'll ever find?,
Did I disappoint him? Cause I'm not that kind,
Cause all the time we spent combined,
It was very decent and aligned,
And it's written in bold and underlined,
I hated that the time had to be resigned,

But next time I'm hoping I can stay a couple days instead of one,
I should of asked you when you were talking to me about searching for a woman and took that for a wild spin,
All seriousness not intended to be a pun,
And just know I'm not allowed to own a gun,

Don't ask why til the time is right on the clock,
To whom to believed it true I would never mock,
Do you consider yourself a nerd, geek, or jock?,
If you were totally naked and changing in your room, would I have to knock,
To enter, or would you lock,
It?, If I made you cum/ejaculate in less than a min would you be in shock?
Are you under pressure or panic when you hit a roadblock?

I remember when I had a Tamagotchi but never before have I had a stopwatch,
All I can think about it burying my face in your crotch,
And pouring you some scotch,
Over the rocks, and sweeten you up like butterscotch.

Mincing,
The potatos, before rinsing,
I...