Can't Afford A Mule
I am air mailing you a hug and a kiss,
Even though it may not be your wish.
I have forgiven you for calling me a squirrel,
And thankfully no more do I hurl!
You are a beautiful person,
Who sometimes needs a little nursing.
And I sure don’t mean that suckling kind,
And I don’t mean a mule to kick your behind!
Although…Hmm, that really could be kind of funny,
I can’t deliver the mule, I don’t have enough money!
No, my Sister, I mean nursing of your soul,
So again you truly, truly will feel whole.
I know I’m only...
Even though it may not be your wish.
I have forgiven you for calling me a squirrel,
And thankfully no more do I hurl!
You are a beautiful person,
Who sometimes needs a little nursing.
And I sure don’t mean that suckling kind,
And I don’t mean a mule to kick your behind!
Although…Hmm, that really could be kind of funny,
I can’t deliver the mule, I don’t have enough money!
No, my Sister, I mean nursing of your soul,
So again you truly, truly will feel whole.
I know I’m only...