The wheels on the bus go flat sometimes.
When you row your boat your arms get sore.
Over in the meadow the grass needs mowed,
and Old McDonald must fork manure.

Little Jack Horner is a sticky mess.
Three blind mice didn’t see that cat.
Little pig went to market and now he’s ham.
And old Jack Sprat has a wife that’s fat.

Little Bo Peep just lost her job.
Little Boy Blue got fired as well.
Old woman in a shoe was a psychopath.
Lady-bird, Lady-bird went through hell.

Flies in the buttermilk; maggots in the meat;
now Humpty Dumpty is a wasted egg.
Hey Diddle cow now floats in space.
And Jack be nimble burnt his leg.

The fish I caught made my finger bleed.
Three men in a tub all...