[The Narwhal Adventure Song— theme song for our Dungeons and Dragons group. To the tune of ‘The Legend of Vox Machina’ by Sam Riegel.]

When a star fell in the ocean,
the whole world rushed to see.
We promise that you’ll never find
a finer crew than we!

There’s Pevel our dear captain,
she’s a flaming druid gnome,
and Zandra the barbarian
will bust up all your bones!

Sorli in his godliness
is much afeared of ghosts,...