i am not the best of friends
the worst chic for any given dude
but if you need someone to pretend
it's the least that I can do
For things I've been made to weather
bags of scum I've waded through
have left me certain kinds of clever
And it's for sure by now I've found the lever in you
If youre in the love or likes a certain guy
Or introduce me to your boyfriend
I'll scheme and make the...