*note: this is being said by two different person/sons, the persons change where ever you see 'My Father' with the exception of a line that says 'if my father' and the two last lines*

Fathers be a role model,
And not a road model,

My father, works and ensures we all have food to eat,
My father smokes and drinks and is usually passed out on the street,

My father has two kids, both are from my mother who is his wife,
My father doesn't know how many kids he has and has been promiscuous all his life,

My father can quote the bible from genesis to revelations and all that it entails,
My father can describe the insides of the back of a police car in accurate detail

My father would give his life for me ten times over,
If my father gets so much as a paper cut for me hell would freeze over,

My father would have me help old ladies cross the street,
My father would have me rob them every week,

My father would call me everyday to tell me he loved me without fail,
My father only called me when he wanted me to post bail

My father is ministering the gospel, patiently awaiting the rapture
My father has a million dollar reward on his head for capture

I am sorry brother if your father is like that your family must be in mourning,

Not really, thanks to the police I will have a million dollars tomorrow morning.

So fathers be a role model
And not a road model