The club isn't the best place to find a lover
But the bathroom is for a writer
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
I say that but I am just lost in my thoughts
But trust me I'll give you a chance now
To talk about how to take care of a cow or my eyebrow
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And see how I dance like an ox.

"Girl you know I want your love"
These lyrics are already embarassing enough
Come on now follow my lead
I ended up injuring your toes the last time I did
"Say boy let's not talk too much"
I can't do anything better for am such a klutz
"Come on now follow my lead"
I wish I was in my...