I'm a sock puppet on the hand of a Muppet. I'm a, "fuck it." at the end of a hard day.

I'm Guinness with no record.

I'm a simple quip and I'm on my way.

I'm gonna get ripped in triumph. With a simple trip.

Mind on the road.

No lying. I'm fuckin drivin now.

Ya. Me, bitch. Keep truckin, mother fuckers.

You lucky I'm awake. Keep duckin mother fuckers.

Ya. You a boss.

Oh you hazmat? You has dat? You a Bad ass.

I has that too. Just not as that.

Ya. Honk.

Oh from New York to Flagstaff?

Long haul.

Me I'm ridin the median. It's been said before
But I'm cryin in tedium with the ride of my heater I keep under seats, but the one that I need is disfunctional. Cold as a Russian but shiverin like a timber.

I see them unfurl. The fleeting thesis of my recent creeps entresis...

I entree thee. I need the entire entre, bon day. Monsior. Go on then.

Garson!

No tip.

Whatever French for no is. Now go!

Fuckin faggot frog eaters. Eatings royales and drinking long from their merlot or whatever brine they savor longingly.

We are French! Wee appreciate things! Better than all beings! Wee!

Appreciate my long finger.

Savor that. Negotiate a better language.

It's wrong.

Sounds like you're all about to cough, but catch a mucas glob and clog your shit. It's not beautiful. It's sick.

"It is beautiful. The best!"

It is fucking stupid and obsessed.

Self important.

Over cressed. Caress away.

You claim "passivity" with maniacal obsession.

Your food is food. Probably excellent. Wooptie fuckin Mexican.

Your cities are pleasant. But filled with all the toxic 21st messes.

My guess? France. Nice country.

But not the Apple of man's eye.

Get a fuckin stensil. Artiste.

Ooh. Wow.

Your bread.

I fed em to the pigeons. But...it's good. Fine.

Snails? Delicant.

For me? Smiley trail in the cement. Let em live. Homeward bound. Well you know. Snail murderers.

We only murder pigs and cows and chickens in America! We leave our 🐌 alone!!!

So. Um. Thanks, France. When I go to Europe. Maybe? I'm avoiding you.

It's such a great place it annoys me. And you talk like some kinda doped up droids huffed up, and boy do you get houtetoyde with tourists and mortal dudes strolling in outrageous ignorance of all that drapes your crepes in crap and it puts a stake straight...