Come taste the colonel's new recipe.
Deep fried human Nuggets
Bred in cages, fed with buckets.
Fear not this is no crime,
For they have Netflix and Amazon prime.

A never ending pantomime
For a humane life in solitary confines.
We shield them from harsh realities,
And fatten them up like beached manatees.

They have voracious sexless sexualities.
To compliment their vapid personalities.
We serve them in every colour.
Lest the flavor ever grow duller.
So come taste the human Nugget.
An experience you will never forget.

Art by Gustave Dore