This poem is so boring
I don't care what you say,
This poem is so dull and dry
It takes my breath away!

When I was trying to write
This stale, unexciting crap,
I fell asleep mid word
And took a nice long nap!

This poem is so boring
I don't care what people say,
This poem is so dreer and drab
It ruined my whole day!

I'm sorry that your reading this
You're probably bored to tears,
But at least no one's narrating this
Or you'd bleed boredom from your ears!