The G.N.O.M.E. Wars (A Short Excerpt)
It had no concept of love, pleasure, excitement or want. It had never seen a human being before tonight,, let alone a set of human genitals. Thus, when it crashed through the door of Terri and Tom Stopcocks bedroom, landing splayed across two human bodies engaged in copulation, it continued on with it's primary functions of eating and killing. This was most unfortunate for the young couple, but at least it would be the last misfortune they would ever experience. Gnomes many times mimicked their victims actions at the time of attack and this 3 foot long slug shaped gnome really got into the swing. Tt quickly engulfed Tom's naked body leaving only the penis and scrotum exposed. As Terri lay screaming, pinned down by the weight of the slug...