Dauntlessly, he counted every single card
With his summing skills, we know it must have been hard
One plus one plus one—fifty four his grand total
He declared the tally to be anecdotal

A recount of his summation he demanded
When the good old hidden facts finally landed
When the cards mirrored his face with the red jokers
His voice began aping a squirrel tree croakers
He tried to keep his features pointed for poker
But cause and effect made...