Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror,
I swear my face got even weirder.
One eye’s lookin’ east, the other one west,
I’m a Picasso painting at my best.

I got a gouch-eyed ass face, what can I say?
One brow up high, the other halfway.
Crooked smile, a charming disgrace,
Yeah, I’m rockin’ this gouch-eyed ass face.

People stare, but...