In an asylum, where minds went astray,
Math's founders were born, in a lunatic way,
Pythagoras, a patient, with triangles on his mind,
Euclid, a madman, with axioms he couldn't unwind.

Newton, a genius, or so they say,
But calculus drove him mad, day by day,
Gauss, the prince, locked in his cell,
Equations his only companions, his sanity to quell.

Euler, a master, of cryptic spells,
Numbers danced, in his troubled dells,
Archimedes, a...