[Philosopher's Stone]


There once was a boy named Harry,
Destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort,
Who gave him a lightening scar...
YO HARRY! YER A WIZARD
IM A WHAT!?!
A WIZARD

Harry went to Hogwarts,
He meets Ron and Hermione.
McGongall requires him to play for gryffindor!
Draco was a daddy's boy,
Quirrel becomes unemployed,
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by
DUMBLEDORE!!!!!

[Chamber of Secrets]

Ron breaks his wand,
Now Ginny's gone,
And Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside...
HIS GINORMOUS SECRET CHAMBER!

[Prisoners of Azkaban]

Harry blows up aunt Marge,
The dementors take in-charge.
Lupin is a wolf,
The rat's a man,
And another prisoner is at large. ...