What you doin tonight, C'mon Woman let's go pick a fight
Get thrown in the drunk tank tonight, too bad we didn't have 2nd sight
We could've just driven to the lake, but no...
Tried to juke life with a fake
Didn't work out like we planned, instead we should've been on a pontoon gettin tanned
So off we went to the strip club we spent
A good $500 on some chick you thought we could take for a ride
The bouncer was her boyfriend, and wouldn't let it slide
I got a chipped tooth in the...