CAUTION: wet floor
you slip anyways.
life is dry
but the floors aren't.

a life full of preventable mishaps
but are they preventable?
after all, every fiber labors to steer away
but... you're still on the ground.

bad things don't happen to good people, though.
criminals will stay off your lawn if well maintained.
drowning won't kill if a swimsuits worn.
missiles will be repressed if innocent's are involved.

try harder not to slip
you slip anyways
life slaps you in the face
even if you have a nice one.