How he misses the cooking fairy
And the one who did the mopping.
He really misses the laundry fairy
And the one who did the shopping.

They left him when his wife did
2 months ago, in her bags
And all that he's got left now
Is the mess, the booze and the fags.

What he should have noticed
If he hadn't been so dim
Was there were no household fairies
Just a lazy goblin, which was him.

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