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Something Silly
Sometimes i need to write something silly
A tribute of sorts to one part of the real me
And though my rhymes might not be exquisite
I'd like to discuss my excessive toilet visits
I ate something bad and my booty's in pain
Where i usually feel proud of my long black train
But there was nothing solid which increased my ire
And turned my poor butt into a ring of fire
I need it to stop but my intestines denied me
Can't chase waterfalls when the leak is behind me
Might need a doc or at least a referral
To stop all these tears from my brown eyed girl
Not even corn can stay solid enough
To slow itself down on this freeway of love
It hurts like i just lost my rectal chastity
Arguing with my colon like a bohemian rhapsody....
When i got the seat and it pushed on my tail
My ass busted open in a real rebel yell
I thought I'd try farts but i soon realized
Time after time they might come with a surprise
I don't want to stain my new underwear
But if i lift something heavy they'd be living on a prayer
My stomach keeps rolling like slow
Rumbling thunder
Struck by the storm in my land down under
Here comes the next inning my face starts to contort
Must find some Imodium my first and last resort...
Now the rectal vomiting is beginning to show
I sure wish that i hadn't let it go
A tribute of sorts to one part of the real me
And though my rhymes might not be exquisite
I'd like to discuss my excessive toilet visits
I ate something bad and my booty's in pain
Where i usually feel proud of my long black train
But there was nothing solid which increased my ire
And turned my poor butt into a ring of fire
I need it to stop but my intestines denied me
Can't chase waterfalls when the leak is behind me
Might need a doc or at least a referral
To stop all these tears from my brown eyed girl
Not even corn can stay solid enough
To slow itself down on this freeway of love
It hurts like i just lost my rectal chastity
Arguing with my colon like a bohemian rhapsody....
When i got the seat and it pushed on my tail
My ass busted open in a real rebel yell
I thought I'd try farts but i soon realized
Time after time they might come with a surprise
I don't want to stain my new underwear
But if i lift something heavy they'd be living on a prayer
My stomach keeps rolling like slow
Rumbling thunder
Struck by the storm in my land down under
Here comes the next inning my face starts to contort
Must find some Imodium my first and last resort...
Now the rectal vomiting is beginning to show
I sure wish that i hadn't let it go
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