Theodore! The bastard child..
product of blitheful time..
was born with darkness in his heart..
evil in his mind..
Even as a child his actions had nothing but hatred to opine.
He held the cat by it's tail and wind..
twisted the neck of birds just to feel divine.
he grew up to be a teen, he grew up more malign..
sick and tired of his actions unclean, evil unforeseen..
his parents kicked him out when he was just fifteen..
out in the street he met a homeless girl named Jasmine..
jasmine was 19, filthy unclean, twat stink..
clear mind, heart benign..
had circumstances been right, she'd be living fine..
She saw Ted! with his wilted face..
offered him a shed...