He was penning poop til he got bent on shrooms
And listened to tunes of MF DOOM on an endless loop
Then improved to the point
Sexy movie stars snooze at his joint after booze and a joint
But fame came with regrets
Paparazzi is crazed and obsessed,
Can’t be sent away with a check
Their stalking is such a pain in the neck
Can’t go potty without breaking a sweat
© FuzzDButthead